He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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