She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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