Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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