This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
