using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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