bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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