I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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