used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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