I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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