look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
