I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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