Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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