I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This is my gift to your gina
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
