i don't like sucking hair
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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