But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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