next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Pooping to opera.
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