You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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