Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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