How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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