And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
