I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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