i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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