I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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