So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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