wake up i wanna do it froggy style
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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