shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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