her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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