I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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