At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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