so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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