spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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