shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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