that's an acceptable place to lick
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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