try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
