I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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