Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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