I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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