I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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