Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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