Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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