I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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