I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Randomize
