Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
