Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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