well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I checked into jail on foursquare
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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