She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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