We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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