drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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