Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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