we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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