If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Boobs speak an international language.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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