I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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