You work out of a Hotel?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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