420 ftw
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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