I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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