Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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